Barack Obamas Land Satire Debut

This Weeks News:

From DRAPA: Demokratic People’s Republic of Amerika Assembly

It is mid July, 2012. President Obama has been made President for Life by the Democratic Peoples Assembly of Amerika. Today in a written statement President Obama denied water boarding in the re-education institutes where former (now banned) Republican Party members are being taught correct People’s Democratic Principles.


There is no longer any un-employment. It was banned by Executive order in 2009. Amerika is now crime free, thanks to the seizure of all guns, except for police and military ones. Also since DRAPA repealed all crimes and now former criminals are known as character flawed individuals or CFI’s. The second amendment was repealed after the Demokratic Republic of Amerika’s People’s Assembly (DRAPA) enacted legislation eliminating the constitution and the Supreme Court by determining President for Life Obama knew what was best for everybody and Amerika.

Citing Obama’s successful implementation of Amerika’s Unneeded Oil and Gasoline Program; by giving every citizen (living in a government defined city) a bicycle produced by former (now banned) republican party members and gun owners, and other groups such as hunters, in their institutional re-education campuses. Speaker for Life Pelosi commented to ONN (Obama Network News): His recent announcement of the: Free Our Country Grow More Hay, a stunningly brilliant concept. In addition to growing their own food, citizens now can grow their own hay for their own government cloned horse (provided they meet rural eligibility requirements.)

Meanwhile, minutes before nearly 100 infidels were executed by dynamite for being found in possession, or reportedly having read a bible in their lifetime; Assembly Senate Leader for Life Reid said this: Being a newer convert to Islam, I am grateful (President) Obama for Life helped me towards the right path away from traditional governing Judeo-Christian principles. To think just a few years ago, it was illegal in this country for an Islamic Fascist Freedom Fighter to remove infidels by denotation defies belief. To think that a subversive book like the bible was allowed is an insult to the Quran and Allah himself.

First Assistant to President for Life Hillary Clinton, meanwhile, continued her often praised efforts, to improve Obama for Life’s already perfect health care system. She denied that former republicans, gun owners, journalists etc. were being denied unlimited access to the healthcare system. Recently she said: Re-education campus’ violence would not be tolerated. After all band aids and aspirin are not mainstream medical care under Obama for Life’s guidelines.




FAPL Clinton also confirmed she would be present at the ceremony at Mt. Rushmore where the renovations have been finished. She said: The deletion of former false idols being replaced by likenesses of Obama for Life, First Lady for Life Michelle and the First Children for Life would be a shining beacon to all families in Amerika of renewed hope and spiritual re-growth.

Meanwhile the Chairman of the Obama for Life Amerikan Flag Re-Identification Committee confirmed the new flag unveiling, consisting of a stunning life like depiction of Obama for Life at his recent President for Life Annual Inaugural Confirmation, would be held at Stone Mountain, GA. Explaining that choice he said:

It was a natural choice. Since the re-education campus’ graduates have been so gratefully, voluntarily, working seven days a week, twenty hours a day, re-carving the images of: Obama for Life, First Lady for Life Michelle, Martin Luther King, Jr. and the country’s first black president: Slick Willie Clinton. The new flag will serve as a draping and will be raised to unveil the modernized carving.

He also vigorously denied that the confederate images were ever on the mountain. In fact, he said : President for Life Obama asked Allah for a granite monument and we were all stunned to learned Allah created one just for the carving. Allah is praised!

Wrapping up the news for this week: Obama for Life’s Press Secretary for Life announced that former Republican Party traitor George W. Bush and Dick Cheney had been released from an Amerikuropean education work center in France. Though nobody will deny nor confirm the story, it is widely rumored that the former traitor Bush, is so demented, he believes he was a president and Cheney was a Vice President.

According to the same rumors Bush has been re-trained in making French fries twenty-one different ways, including: boiled in Iranian Sweet Crude Oil (an FAPL Clinton favorite, ironically) and a bold personal creation: Stir fried in older Iraqi Mustard Gas. Cheney, rumors said, is now engaged in recycling old shotgun shells into Obama for Life Pez dispensers. A secret source to this reporter claimed that Obama for Life is actually an old softy and when he heard Cheney was making Pez dispensers with his likeness he was moved to tears and obtained a mercy release for both of the men from The European Islamic World Council.


Immediate Release From: Oscrewus Inaranus Libtereegon, Islamic World Council